Wednesday, January 06, 2010


Bellingham, WA (AP) --Team Unattacked today unveiled the official hairdo they'll be sporting on roads and trails this upcoming season. Along with being quite sporty, not to mention fetching as heck, the coifs will hopefully protect team members from falling branches, limbs, tree trunks and the like.
Above, TU's Mike McQuaide who, despite being clobbed by an assaulting alder tree two months ago, still resembles a younger, fitter-looking Johnny Depp, models the blonde, inflatable, That-Girl-ish bouffant.
"I'm diggin' it," said McQuaide. "It might not be super aero but aero isn't all it's cracked up to be. Besides, I'm more into turning heads than riding fast."

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